Greetings Kids 🙂

Thought you might like to start off this busy week with a smile, so here goes:

1. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

2. What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

4. What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
Cold Cash!

5. Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.

6. What do you call an expert group of Chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

7. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

ok, I know they were a little silly but I hope you found yourself smiling, anyway! 😀

Hugs,