Holiday Funnies

Greetings Kids 🙂

Thought you might like to start off this busy week with a smile, so here goes:

1. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

2. What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

4. What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
Cold Cash!

5. Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.

6. What do you call an expert group of Chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

7. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

ok, I know they were a little silly but I hope you found yourself smiling, anyway! 😀

Hugs,

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How Dare She!

Mrs. Claus (a.k.a. Crystal) is just plumb tuckered out!

She spent the whole day and evening:

* Wrapping

* Tying pretty bows

* Writing clever gift tags

* And mailing packages to out-of-town family. . .

Bottom line? The girl forgot to prepare a blog post!!!

FORGOT?!?!?

Can you BELIEVE it???? Tsk, tsk!

Next time you bump into her – give her a piece of your mind.

After all, we’re not dropping by here for nothing, right? 😉

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Hugs,

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