Holiday Funnies

Greetings Kids πŸ™‚

Thought you might like to start off this busy week with a smile, so here goes:

1. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

2. What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

4. What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
Cold Cash!

5. Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.

6. What do you call an expert group of Chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

7. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

ok, I know they were a little silly but I hope you found yourself smiling, anyway! πŸ˜€

Hugs,

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Comments

Holiday Funnies — 8 Comments

  1. Merry Christmas!! Bet you are just swamped busy. Yep, the jokes were corny but cute.
    And I am happy there is no snow in my forecast for the entire week..yay!!
    xx, Carol

  2. LOL @ “a cookie sheet”. Wishing you a very merry happy holidays!

    BTW – love the January Bead Design Challenge ad.

  3. Merry Christmas everyone, I hope all of you enjoy this special time of the year. I’m relaxing this week after finals, my birthday, and Christmas with my father-in-law on Sunday. I know all of you were pulling for me during finals and my scholarship is in tact after getting all A’s. Thank you for your support.
    Kelly

  4. Greetings Yona,
    I especially liked the “cookie sheet” one, too!
    Thank you for the compliment on the Bead Challenge ad. πŸ™‚

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